Gallifrey Rises

How to Make a PB&J According to Doctor Who

tardisadventures:

stubbyboardman:

the-doctor:

logicandlove:

The Doctor:

1. Assemble ingredients and sonic them.
2. Discover that the sonic doesn’t do sandwiches.
3. Tell companions not to diss the sonic.
4. Declare sandwiches rubbish; eat fish custard instead.

Roes: 

1. Spread peanut butter on one slice.
2. Spread jelly on second slice.
3. Add drugz.
4. Consume.

Martha:

1. Make perfect sandwich.
2. Offer it to The Doctor.
3. Get told that it’s not as good as the ones Roes used to make.
4. Mope.

Donna:

1. Demand to know whether ingredients are English or Scottish.
2. Turn them into a delicious sandwich.
3. Devour sandwich.
4. Be not fuckin bovvered.

Captain Jack Harkness:

1. Assemble ingredients.
2. Turn on your 51st Century pheromones.
3. Convince sandwich to make itself with your charm and ridiculous good looks.
4. Make love to the sandwich.

Amy:

1. Send Doctor to get ingredients for sandwich.
2. Wait twelve years.
3. Finally make the damn sandwich. But with your legs. Because they’re that awesome.

Inspired by the-doctor

MAKE LOVE TO THE SANDWICH